What movies have not aged well?
09.06.2025 01:59
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Diamonds Are Forever
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper